The Mutant Vampire Connection

Do you have blue eyes?

Yes?
You’re a mutant.

No?
You’re just “a normal”.

Science says: “Scientists have tracked down a genetic mutation which took place 6,000-10,000 years ago and is the cause of the eye color of all blue-eyed humans alive on the planet today. New research shows that people with blue eyes have a single, common ancestor”.~ScienceDaily.Com

The good news is we can all coexist peacefully, because unfortunately, this mutant gene comes with no powers.
None. Zero. Zilch.

You’d think that would suck, but I’ve found a connection to something else.
Something so wild it must be true.

If you have blue eyes, you’re also a Vampire.
You read that correctly.
You are a Mutant Vampire.

Hear me out.
All blue eyed mutants come from a single ancestor.
The first Vampire in existence! (The basis for Dracula I’d bet)
This is most likely where all the vampire lore stems from, as it’s the only thing that really makes sense.

Aversion to the sun: Check.

“People with blue eyes are more likely than those with darker eyes to suffer ill effects from the sun’s damaging rays”.~Livestrong.com

This fact alone speaks volumes.

Although you’re technically a Vampire, as with the no power mutant thing, you do not have any special Vampire abilities.

Don’t let that get you down, you can still tell everyone you’re a “Mutant Vampire”, and that’s still pretty bad-ass.

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