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Tomb Raider (2018) Review

Tomb Raider (2018)

It’s…
It’s a fun flick.
I don’t know anything about this series, in the actual video game aspect, but I kinda liked the movie.
I mean, seriously, this movie has McNulty in it!
Fucking McNulty!!!
He can’t act for shit, but his best role ever is in ‘The Wire’.
Which, by the way, is one of the best tv series ever.

Overall though, I zoned out many times during this one, but it’s definitely what I expected from a fantasy action video game movie.
This Lara Croft was for sure better then Jolie’s version.
I wasn’t a fan of the no injuries sustained when she fell from a plane, with a fucked up parachute, with holes in it.
Holding it no less, and smashing trees at full speed.
I call bullshit on that.
But it was fun.
Let’s hope they don’t make a sequel though, which it seems they set up for.

 

I give it 2 out of 5 Armadillos.

 

It’s a movie you should, but don’t have to pay attention to, that can entertain you if you have nothing else to watch and want to browse Twitter on your phone at the same time.

Any and all bitching and complaining about my review can be directed at: @Kenny_Leaf on Twitter.

@2FoolsDrinking

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