As hard as it was, you finished the six pack without puking. True to the note, a portal appears in front of you, but you have no idea where it will lead. Hopefully to somewhere you can get a decent beer. You step through the portal hesitantly. When you come to, you realize you were transported to your favorite Brewery. You rush over to pour yourself a tasty beer from the tap with no luck. They’re all empty. Then you notice how truly strange things are here. There are no doors or windows, or any people for that matter. You’re safe, but Beer-Less. You wish you could go back and face the Zombie Horde instead.
You die in your favorite place in the world, sober.