Everyone loves @badhopper, that’s just a fact of life.
The biggest question you have to ask yourself is: Why am I not a member of the #BadHopperFanClub yet?
The answer is, you probably didn’t know it existed!
But fear not, we’re here to rectify the situation.
To join the #BadHopperFanClub, with the low low low yearly membership fee of $419.88 which is payable in 12 monthly installments at $34.99 a month, click the link below.
Upon payment, your “I Love @badhopper” shirt will be mailed to you within 7 to 337 business days.
What a deal right?!
Wait, there’s more!
If you act now, and pay in full, you can get all 12 months for only $199.99!
THIS IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER, SO DON’T DELAY!!!
As a special bonus, the first 100 to join will also receive this limited edition @badhopper action figure!
Act now, as this special offer won’t last long!